"Wait, these are actually hella cute questions."
- 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 
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(Source: catscuddlingandyou, via asktoothless)

(The only way to eat this ice cream is by giving him blowjobs )

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

image

Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

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accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

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therealdsandman:

kingofthewilderwest:

scribe-of-berk:

These two pages are the best I have ever seen. The page on the left reads:

ATTENTION
DANGER
If a dragon shoots you
with fire you will die
(next to the crossed out stuff) Avoid fire by running
Their breeding habitats are grasslands,
prairies, pastures and abandoned fields
All of which are may be found from 
across western and central North America

The second page is even better. It’s a near perfect copy of the Gettysburg Address.

Four score and seven years ago
our fathers brought forth on this continent
a new nation conceived in liberty
and dedicated to the proposition
that all men are created equal
Which they gave the last full measure
of devotion that we here highly 
Resolve that these dead shall not 
have died in vain that this
god (yes it says god, not land) shall have a new birth of freedom
And that the government of the people 
by the people for the people
shall not perish from the earth
Their breeding habitats are grasslands,
prairies, pastures and abandoned fields
All of which are may be found from 
across western and central North America
to northern Mexico

Yeah, the breeding habitats thing is a placeholder thingy to make stuff look fuller. I’ve found it a bunch of other places in the episode. And I’m sorry this is so long .__.

I was having fun doing some translation of the pages of the Book of Dragons myself and was laughing at some of the things they put in there (like the fact that the Thunderdrum’s left ear is slightly larger than the right), when I saw this page and the other translations that have been done by scribe-of-berk.  Bless you, DreamWorks.

At least the place holder isn’t Lorem Ipsum. That’d just be unoriginal.

therealdsandman:

kingofthewilderwest:

scribe-of-berk:

These two pages are the best I have ever seen. The page on the left reads:

ATTENTION

DANGER

If a dragon shoots you

with fire you will die

(next to the crossed out stuff) Avoid fire by running

Their breeding habitats are grasslands,

prairies, pastures and abandoned fields

All of which are may be found from

across western and central North America

The second page is even better. It’s a near perfect copy of the Gettysburg Address.

Four score and seven years ago

our fathers brought forth on this continent

a new nation conceived in liberty

and dedicated to the proposition

that all men are created equal

Which they gave the last full measure

of devotion that we here highly

Resolve that these dead shall not

have died in vain that this

god (yes it says god, not land) shall have a new birth of freedom

And that the government of the people

by the people for the people

shall not perish from the earth

Their breeding habitats are grasslands,

prairies, pastures and abandoned fields

All of which are may be found from

across western and central North America

to northern Mexico

Yeah, the breeding habitats thing is a placeholder thingy to make stuff look fuller. I’ve found it a bunch of other places in the episode. And I’m sorry this is so long .__.

I was having fun doing some translation of the pages of the Book of Dragons myself and was laughing at some of the things they put in there (like the fact that the Thunderdrum’s left ear is slightly larger than the right), when I saw this page and the other translations that have been done by scribe-of-berk.  Bless you, DreamWorks.

At least the place holder isn’t Lorem Ipsum. That’d just be unoriginal.

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((I’m sorry but I just want to hold you and kiss you like crazy right now

jackfrostinabox he’s a guy I already had 3 dreams of, in the last three nights. I’ve never, ever seen him before.. So he became my new OC. Mikey. Nerdy, curly red hair, big glasses, but for some unknown reason in my dreams he has horns, so he’s a satyr. Ship me all you want with him and I’ll marry you.

jackfrostinabox he’s a guy I already had 3 dreams of, in the last three nights. I’ve never, ever seen him before.. So he became my new OC. Mikey. Nerdy, curly red hair, big glasses, but for some unknown reason in my dreams he has horns, so he’s a satyr. Ship me all you want with him and I’ll marry you.

newfutureheroes so basically me and a group of friends were in jail (too long to explain the whole dream), and this girl I’ve never seen before sat in my lap. I didn’t like her at all but I started to touch her. Then this cute unknown guy sat next to me… And I pushed the girl off my lap while she was undressing and went to get cuddles from this guy.

newfutureheroes so basically me and a group of friends were in jail (too long to explain the whole dream), and this girl I’ve never seen before sat in my lap. I didn’t like her at all but I started to touch her. Then this cute unknown guy sat next to me… And I pushed the girl off my lap while she was undressing and went to get cuddles from this guy.